Kim Kardashian can’t get a star on the Walk of Fame

As mentioned earlier, it’s unthinkably easy to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. There’s 2,476 of them. Magic Johnson and Muhammad Ali are on there and they don’t even have anything to do with Hollywood. Big Bird and Kermit the Frog both have two. They give the things to almost anyone.

Except for Kim Kardashian, thank fucking God.

A rep for The Hollywood Chamber of Commerce (told the Hollywood Reporter) that it’s more than just a matter of taste that is keeping her without a star.
“Part of criteria in being honored is receiving awards such as Emmy’s, SAG Awards, Oscars etc. in the category of Television, Live Stage Performance or Motion Pictures. They have to have a career in the business of acting for five years or more.”

I’m not saying this lady is lying because everyone hates Kim Kardashian, but here is a list of mosters, vodkas, dogs, and cartoon bears who have stars on the Walk of Fame.

– Godzilla
– Winnie the Pooh
– Absolut vodka
– this German Shepard
– this other German Shepard
– this Border Collie
– the crew of Apollo XI
– Mayor Tom Bradley
– the Dodgers
– the Victorias Secret Angels

So it’s not as if you have to be an acclaimed actor, but it’s a better idea than blowing some guy on tape. Unless that guy is me. I’ll even make you a copy to use on your demo reel, if you want.