Kristen Stewart says she never slept with Rupert Sanders

By brendon September 27, 2012 @ 7:16 PM

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When it came out that Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson with Rupert Sanders, and especially when she gave that horribly awkward public apology, everyone assumed she actually had sex with him. Or at least I did because she’s high all the time and girls like that have lots of random sex.

But now it seems that might not be the case, at least according to the two people who have every reason to lie about it.

“Kristen and Rupert both told their respective partners that they didn’t actually have sex,” a source close to the situation tells Radar. “Kristen was absolutely steadfast that she only engaged in several make-out sessions with Rupert but never slept with him. Rob didn’t believe her in the beginning but as time wore on he accepted her explanation. Kristen has given Rob passwords to her voicemail and e-mail account to prove she has nothing to hide and will do anything to get his trust back.”

Oohh, so she’s dingy looking, cheats and grovels with no dignity whatsoever? Yeah, don’t let her get away Rob, she’s a real catch.

wwtdd

(6) Comments

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    Tipped 09/27/2012 19:21

    Dingy is the perfect word for this mess…among many others.

  2. avatar
    Thundercunt 09/27/2012 19:49

    Dingy or not everyone commenting on this site would bang her. And if you say you wouldn’t, you’re a fucking liar and nobody believes you anyway.

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    Admiral 09/27/2012 20:28

    Ohhh, I totally read that wrong. Dingy as in “din-gee”. I read it “ding-y”. Either it meant penis or small row-boat – only one of those fit the context.

  4. avatar
    long john 09/27/2012 21:43

    I slept with Rupert Pumpkin.

    True Story

  5. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 09/28/2012 09:05

    She smoked him,
    She just didn’t inhale.

  6. avatar
    Ass Mint 09/28/2012 12:53

    She fucked him AND tossed his salad

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