Lindsay Lohan has been arrested for another car accident, but it’s different from when she drove into the back of a car in July or into the back of a truck in June.
This is more like when she hit a pedestrian in March or the time she hit a baby stroller. This time she hit a pedestrian around 2am this morning in a parking lot outside her hotel in New York, and then just went inside like nothing happened.
Lohan was arrested early Wednesday morning after leaving the scene of an accident in which she hit a pedestrian with her Porsche Cayenne.
One of Lindsay’s friends got out of the car to check for damage and when they realized the car was cool, they took off.
“Oh thank God, the Porsche is okay. For a second I thought that guys skull was gonna dent it!”
Lindsay was taken to the station, fingerprinted, photographed and booked for leaving the scene of an accident — a misdemeanor — and then released.
This arrest could absolutely trigger a probation violation in Lindsay’s jewelry theft case because one of the conditions of probation is she OBEY ALL LAWS.
Oh yeah, Lindsay’s really gonna get it now. She may have to sit in court for almost 30 minutes while the judge asks her to please stop hitting people with her car before adding, “But everyone deserves a seven thousandth chance…”
(source = x17 and tmz. image source = pacific coast)
this young lady needs a “talking to”. perhaps more, if I may be so bold.
good thing she’s not a dumb cunt
I called it, and a Crowd Favorite now too!
I’d still make a mess of her stuff.
At this point, she should just get a tattoo that says “Will you stop lying, I didn’t do it.” Also, you should have a tech make a Lindsay excuse machine that your visitors can spin with lines like “It wasn’t me, it was my assistant” or “It’s just some leech trying to make money off of my celebrity” or “The butler did it”.
How the fuck does Lindsay Lohan still have a driver’s license? I’m tired of these pussy criminal court judges and their weak, awful judgments with respect to celebrities.
For someone who, by her account, doesn’t smoke much, bitch always has a cig in her hand.
she is the epitome of all that is wrong with society, if I were her, i would be in jail still from the first time…i am sure she’ll take another d!ck in her mouth to get out of this one…i would have to say she is making a name for how she gets out of everything, the lohan suckslap, because she sucks the cock to get the slap and then she is off to create more havoc/unrest
no shit, the cop’s name is “Sgt. Buthorn.”
somewhere right now, busey flipped three times in his grave, masturbated in the dirt in order to convene with mother nature, negotiated a trade deal between two warring tribes, and got a fucking haircut.
http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/19/showbiz/lohan-arrest/index.html?hpt=hp_c2
Amanda and Lindsay vs Laverne and Shirley…
http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/78ms