Madonna is still really really controversial, sexy

Madonna was in Washington DC last night to subject yet another town to her MDNA Tour, but also to promise that she'll strip naked if Obama is re-elected and to bore everyone with another wholly inaccurate lecture on world affairs.

"Y'all better vote for f--king Obama, OK? For better or for worse, all right? We have a black Muslim in the White House. Now that's some amazing s--t."

This should go without saying, but Obama is neither black nor Muslim.

"It means there is hope in this country."

Because she thinks he's Muslim, and you can't help but be impressed with Muslim countries. Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan... each one more delightful than the last.

"And Obama is fighting for gay rights, so support the man, goddamnit."

It sure was brave of Madonna to stand up to the 10,000 gay guys in her audience and demand that they support gay rights. "Boooo," I bet the gay guys all yelled. "I'm votin for Romney, not sum queer lovin A-rab."

"I've seen some scary things. I've seen people being locked up and put in jail for speaking their minds, for being gay, for not practicing the right religion, for not dressing the proper way."

So does Madonna sing any songs during her concert, or is it just her listing things she saw in the USA Today.

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