Madonna is still really really controversial, sexy

By brendon September 25, 2012 @ 6:48 PM

Madonna was in Washington DC last night to subject yet another town to her MDNA Tour, but also to promise that she’ll strip naked if Obama is re-elected and to bore everyone with another wholly inaccurate lecture on world affairs.

“Y’all better vote for f–king Obama, OK? For better or for worse, all right? We have a black Muslim in the White House. Now that’s some amazing s–t.”

This should go without saying, but Obama is neither black nor Muslim.

“It means there is hope in this country.”

Because she thinks he’s Muslim, and you can’t help but be impressed with Muslim countries. Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan… each one more delightful than the last.

“And Obama is fighting for gay rights, so support the man, goddamnit.”

It sure was brave of Madonna to stand up to the 10,000 gay guys in her audience and demand that they support gay rights. “Boooo,” I bet the gay guys all yelled. “I’m votin for Romney, not sum queer lovin A-rab.”

“I’ve seen some scary things. I’ve seen people being locked up and put in jail for speaking their minds, for being gay, for not practicing the right religion, for not dressing the proper way.”

So does Madonna sing any songs during her concert, or is it just her listing things she saw in the USA Today.

wwtdd

(11) Comments

  1. Raymond K. Hessel 09/25/2012 19:34

    Did her parents have any children that survived?

  2. Xaotik Designs 09/25/2012 20:12

    Madonna will get naked if we re-elect Obama?

    Well, guess that just cements my vote for Romney.

  3. sirlongfarts 09/26/2012 02:14

    We only have ourselves to thank for celebs who this much of themselves.

  4. sirlongfarts 09/26/2012 02:16

    correction: “..who ‘think’ this much of themselves.”

  5. LoK 09/26/2012 07:34

    Well, then, if that isn’t a reason to vote for someone else I don’t know what is

  6. SomeoneluvsU 09/26/2012 09:43

    Can we book her in Russia to finish the Pussy Riot tour?

  7. SaintMidian 09/26/2012 10:55

    I love the last one where she says people get locked up for the wrong religion. Um, Pakistan anyone? How about Iran? Afghanistan? yea, we have a Muslim in charge who would never do that! She is such an idiot. Just a completely uninformed idiot just regurgitating stupid liberal mantras.

  8. ObamiTheCommi 09/26/2012 12:08

    I find it hilarious that obama came out for gays the night before he was going to George Clooneys house to make 15mil. fucking piece of whale shit.

  9. ChazNJ 09/26/2012 15:17

    What a pandering twat? What “cause” was she getting naked for when she did her Sex book?

  10. Hugh G Rection 09/26/2012 16:04

    Sea Hag!

  11. Bonnie 09/26/2012 20:35

    This bitch needs to shut her fucking mouth, frankly….

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