Beyonce will perform at the Super Bowl

By brendon October 16, 2012 @ 2:29 PM


It won’t be official until tomorrow, but the Associated Press is reporting that Beyonce has signed on to perform at halftime for Super Bowl XLVII in New Orleans. Gosh I wonder if Jay Z will surprise everyone by joining her for a song?

An even better choice would have been Christina Aguilera. Not only can she sing, but she’s really fat and has quick feet from all the dancing. She’d be an ideal sub at defensive tackle if there was an injury.

(7) Comments

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    LoK 10/16/2012 14:35


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    iSlomoshun 10/16/2012 15:18

    Oh yay…another feminine artist to ruin the half-time show for a very masculine game. Good thinking. Next year we’ll have Lady Gaga ft. Justin Bieber.

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    SexyRicardSimmons 10/16/2012 15:19

    The NFL is in touch with their fanbase once again!

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    Conal 10/16/2012 16:58

    Nah, they’ll unearth the fossils of Aerosmith again for a duet.

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    aquanetta jones 10/16/2012 18:40

    Super bowl halftme is worthless….only one exciting show and and some chimp showed an ugly tit….wooopeee

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    cosmo3667 10/16/2012 20:53

    Big whoop another lip synced piece of shit show

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    Canadian 10/17/2012 00:05

    How many football fans like Beyonce. Seriously I’ll make sure I change the channel. I have no desire to see this over paid karaoke singer.

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