It won't be official until tomorrow, but the Associated Press is reporting that Beyonce has signed on to perform at halftime for Super Bowl XLVII in New Orleans. Gosh I wonder if Jay Z will surprise everyone by joining her for a song?
An even better choice would have been Christina Aguilera. Not only can she sing, but she's really fat and has quick feet from all the dancing. She'd be an ideal sub at defensive tackle if there was an injury.