Daryl Hannah was in Winnsboro, Texas, this weekend, to form a human shield and block the construction of the Keystone XL oil pipeline. And it worked and the crew went home and no one ever built an oil pipeline again. The End.
Oh wait no. Sorry. I just assumed that’s how it would end. But it turns out she was arrested and the crew went right back to work. For some reason her human shield didn’t work. Maybe because actual shields have lots of metal and are very strong, whereas Daryl Hannah has lots of fleas and isn’t even a little bit bulldozer proof.
(image source = pacific coast)