Heidi Klum is already making the new guy do this stuff

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Heidi Klum is awesome but goofy, so when you date her, you don't get to just bang her all day long. You have to do all that nerdy stuff that girls consider fun because girls are idiots, like get your face-painted at street fairs and wear increasingly complicated and ridiculous Halloween costumes every year.

Her new boyfriend Martin Kristen found this out at Disney California Adventure when she had him take a picture that made them look like they lived in the old west. So if you're a friend of Martin Kristen, be sure to call him a fag the next time you see him and make the "pussy whipped" sound where you pretend to crack a whip.

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