Heidi Klum is awesome but goofy, so when you date her, you don’t get to just bang her all day long. You have to do all that nerdy stuff that girls consider fun because girls are idiots, like get your face-painted at street fairs and wear increasingly complicated and ridiculous Halloween costumes every year.
Her new boyfriend Martin Kristen found this out at Disney California Adventure when she had him take a picture that made them look like they lived in the old west. So if you’re a friend of Martin Kristen, be sure to call him a fag the next time you see him and make the “pussy whipped” sound where you pretend to crack a whip.
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seems like a small price to pay. Afterall, I would gladly kill all of you is My baby Kate Upton demanded it.
I’d put up with it
Seal won, now he can bang whoever he wants.
If I got to bang her all day I would do it with my face painted while wearing a costume.
Why would I call a European a cigarette?
Any picture of Heidi where you can’t see her tits is a bad picture.
he’s gotta have a huge dick, cuz holy fuck he’s weird looking.
Yeah, like you wouldn’t dress up as Little Bo Peep to get a crack at Heidi Klum. Get real…