Heidi Klum is already making the new guy do this stuff

By brendon October 12, 2012 @ 3:24 PM


Heidi Klum is awesome but goofy, so when you date her, you don’t get to just bang her all day long. You have to do all that nerdy stuff that girls consider fun because girls are idiots, like get your face-painted at street fairs and wear increasingly complicated and ridiculous Halloween costumes every year.

Her new boyfriend Martin Kristen found this out at Disney California Adventure when she had him take a picture that made them look like they lived in the old west. So if you’re a friend of Martin Kristen, be sure to call him a fag the next time you see him and make the “pussy whipped” sound where you pretend to crack a whip.

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(8) Comments

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    MacDaddy 10/12/2012 15:37

    seems like a small price to pay. Afterall, I would gladly kill all of you is My baby Kate Upton demanded it.

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    LoK 10/12/2012 15:52

    I’d put up with it

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    DennisFinch 10/12/2012 16:01

    Seal won, now he can bang whoever he wants.

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    Tipped 10/12/2012 16:34

    If I got to bang her all day I would do it with my face painted while wearing a costume.

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    thisistooreal 10/12/2012 17:00

    Why would I call a European a cigarette?

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    handler 10/12/2012 18:27

    Any picture of Heidi where you can’t see her tits is a bad picture.

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    aGirl 10/12/2012 19:16

    he’s gotta have a huge dick, cuz holy fuck he’s weird looking.

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    The Mildly Tanned Knight 10/15/2012 12:23

    Yeah, like you wouldn’t dress up as Little Bo Peep to get a crack at Heidi Klum. Get real…

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