Her fiancé was in the NFL for 6 years, so it’s too bad Jessica Simpson didn’t give birth to a son because that kid would already have a football scholarship by now. Her legs are so muscular it’s insane. She’s a short haircut away from her baby thinking it has two dads.
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why do broads wear those stupid shoes?
Oh, whatever. No different than the waistless women with man-abs you’ve been posting lately. Is it because muscular legs means she can outrun you, whereas the other chicks are good for being able to make a sandwich while doing situps?
“Jessica Simpson would be a good short yardage back” made me laugh.
It’s funny because it’s true. She’s like a white Maurice Jones-Drew.
I like thick strong legs…they remind me of my Uncle Touchy
Thunder Bunny.
You have written some brilliantly funny things over the years…but “Jessica Simpson would be a good short yardage back” is so unbelieveably funny, it’s hard to contain oneself.
I’m embarrassed to admit that I used to want to bang daisy duke. Does that make me gay now?