Jessica Simpson would be a good short yardage back

By brendon October 22, 2012 @ 1:07 PM


Her fiancé was in the NFL for 6 years, so it’s too bad Jessica Simpson didn’t give birth to a son because that kid would already have a football scholarship by now. Her legs are so muscular it’s insane. She’s a short haircut away from her baby thinking it has two dads.

(image source = fame/flynet)

(7) Comments

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    DasbootTX 10/22/2012 13:21

    why do broads wear those stupid shoes?

  2. avatar 10/22/2012 14:37

    Oh, whatever. No different than the waistless women with man-abs you’ve been posting lately. Is it because muscular legs means she can outrun you, whereas the other chicks are good for being able to make a sandwich while doing situps?

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    Fang Wu 10/22/2012 15:35

    “Jessica Simpson would be a good short yardage back” made me laugh.

    It’s funny because it’s true. She’s like a white Maurice Jones-Drew.

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    aquanetta jones 10/22/2012 18:10

    I like thick strong legs…they remind me of my Uncle Touchy

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    Admiral 10/22/2012 20:09

    Thunder Bunny.

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    DC101 10/22/2012 22:11

    You have written some brilliantly funny things over the years…but “Jessica Simpson would be a good short yardage back” is so unbelieveably funny, it’s hard to contain oneself.

  7. avatar
    Thissiteiswack 10/22/2012 22:15

    I’m embarrassed to admit that I used to want to bang daisy duke. Does that make me gay now?

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