There are countless celebrities who are perfectly nice people. Many other are pieces of shit. Like Justin Timberlake for example, who spent 6.5 million dollars on his wedding to Jessica Biel. Everything was lavish and special, including the private jet he sent to fly their guests to Italy. One of those guests was his close friend, L.A. real estate agent Justin Huchel, who made a 8:30 video where homeless people pretended to be friends with Justin and Jessica.
Do you get it? It’s funny because those people are trash and Justin is very fancy, LOL!
Gawker, who has a 20 second except of the video and was threatened with a lawsuit when they asked Huchel to comment, says…
(many of them) appear to be penniless and living on the street. Some of them are obviously intoxicated, mentally ill, or both, and at least one of them is entirely incapable of speaking.
“Justin and Jessica, I haven’t seen you for a long time,” one toothless man tells the camera. “I hope the wedding goes fine for you. My gift is in the mail.”
Another glassy-eyed apparently homeless man woozily tells the camera, in a lengthy and rambling monologue, “Jeez I miss you so much. I wish I could be there.”
Others mumble unintelligibly in response to questions about when they last hung out with Timberlake and Biel.
To be clear, Timberlake was not involved with making the video, but his good friend was so confident he’d love it he showed it as his wedding and that’s close enough so fuck him. He’s just such a complete douche. I’m not saying he deserves to die or anything, but if he were dead, I wouldn’t mind if someone dug him up and packed his mouth and ass with explosives.