Most girls would just take a guys hand to steady themselves, but Katy Perry went right for John Mayers dick last night as she very cautiously stepped off a curb, as if she thought the street might be made of lava.
So maybe she’s a perv, or maybe Mayer just looked very handsome in his little outfit. With that greaser hair they should go to a carnival and sing “You’re The One That I Want” to each other.
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I bet you got a lot of nice ties,
Would you like to tie me up with some of your ties, Ty?
Mayer is totaly rocking the Canadian Tuxedo…I almost can respect the fag a little more becuase he honestly does not care if he looks like a complete douche nozzle