Khloe Kardashian should endorse makeup

By brendon October 10, 2012 @ 3:21 PM


The images above barely even look like the same gender, much less the same person, but they are, and even more amazing; they were both taken today (on a side note, I love how the photo agency zoomed in several times from the same shot, as you would if you were analyzing a picture of Bigfoot).

So Covergirl or whoever should forget about hiring someone like Halle Berry, who is hot no matter what. I wanna know what makeup they used to fix Khloe Kardashian, and how many phoenix feathers are in it. She doesn’t look good or anything but it’s a million times better than she looked this morning. She even found a dress that hides her balls.

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    Pugiron 10/10/2012 19:24

    They were analyzing Bigfoot.

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    Thissiteiswack 10/10/2012 21:17

    Why would a millionaire basketball player settle for that?

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    teutonic 10/10/2012 22:23

    Boy, Rosie O ‘ Donnell really lost the weight, but when did she have the dick installed?

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    handler 10/11/2012 12:24

    Woof woof woof. How did she end up in the deep end of the gene pool?

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