Lindsays new movie has a trailer, looks terrific

By brendon October 09, 2012 @ 4:10 PM

lindsay_canyons

A teaser trailer for ‘The Canyons’ has finally been released, Lindsay Lohans first movie since ‘I Know Who Killed Me’ in 2007 (unless you count her bit part in ‘Machete’). The movie is set in current day, but the trailer “was made to resemble thrillers from the 1970′s.” And it’s a complete success, even the tinniest of details, from the digital camera to the macbook to the iPhone they use to make a porn, has been brought to life. They could have told me this was a lost Steve McQueen Natalie Wood movie and I would swear it was real.

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(6) Comments

  1. Mike Hunt 10/09/2012 16:12

    what a dumb cunt

  2. SomeoneluvsU 10/09/2012 16:19

    Is this a Whore-er film?

    Lindsay’s STD infections are more scary than any zombie could ever be.

  3. SexyRicardSimmons 10/09/2012 16:45

    I thought it said “prepare your anus” at first. Actually that would make a lot more sense.

  4. mosconiac 10/09/2012 17:27

    Let’s hear it for the trailer editors…those drama kids over at Beverly Hills High have come a long way!

  5. Squabbler 10/09/2012 17:31

    I thought it said “Prep Are Yours Elf!”

  6. Thissiteiswack 10/09/2012 18:06

    I’d still jerk one on her bare tits…. If she paid me 20 dollars.

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