Megan Fox had her baby 3 weeks ago, is awesome

By brendon October 17, 2012 @ 3:39 PM


If Megan Fox wanted to, she could very definitely be like Jennifer Lopez and whore out her pregnancy to the media for all kinds of interviews and million dollar deals for pictures. But she’s not, so instead she quietly went through her pregnancy and had her baby. Last month.

And no one knew it until today, when she made a simple announcement on her facebook:

“We have been very lucky to have had a peaceful few weeks at home, but I would like to release this myself before others do. I gave birth to our son Noah Shannon Green on September 27th. He is healthy, happy, and perfect.
We are humbled to have the opportunity to call ourselves the parents of this beautiful soul and I am forever grateful to God for allowing me to know this kind of boundless, immaculate love.
Thanks to those of you who wish to send your positive energy and well wishes. May God bless you and your families abundantly.”

Again, Megan Fox is awesome. If you sent Mariah Carey or Beyonce “positive energy” after they had their baby they’d tell you to go fuck yourself. If you’re not bringing chests of gold, frankincense, and myrrh, or a diamond teddy bear with rubies for eyes, don’t even bother to show up.

(image source of megan leaving a doctors office in beverly hills on september 23rd, 4 days before she gave birth = fame/flynet)

(6) Comments

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    Pugiron 10/17/2012 16:07

    Looks like Jessica Simpson’s right arm.

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    dubbya 10/17/2012 16:35

    So fucking sick of people thanking God for shit. Megan Fox is a slutty actress who made a ton of money because dudes want to put their dick in her. She zero affiliation with God. FUCK…OFF.

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    aquanetta jones 10/17/2012 18:28

    dubbya is absolutely correct…I want to put my dick in Megan Fox

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    iSlomoshun 10/17/2012 19:23

    Sigh..I was totally respecting her until I found out she’s insane…

    “I am forever grateful to God for allowing me to know this kind of boundless, immaculate love”

    God?!?!?! Really Megan? FFS it’s 2012 and people still believe in a God.

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    Yikes_Stripes 10/17/2012 19:50

    As much as it pains me, I have to defend Beyonce. She posted a bunch of personal pictures of her baby on her website for free. She could have easily gotten one of the most lucrative photo deals ever, yet there was no big reveal, no cheesy cover story. How about Kourtney Kardashian? She’s a talentless whore who’s famous for being related to an equally talentless whore, so naturally she demanded a huge sum of money for pictures of her babies.

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    Tylerdurden389 10/17/2012 21:09

    Meh, if she had this baby anytime between 2007-2010 she would’ve wanted cash from the highest bidder (Access Hollywood, Entertainment tonight, etc…) for the exclusive announcement/pics. Only reason we didn’t hear about it because no one cares about her anymore. So no, she is certainly not “awesome”. She’s a self-absorbed cunt that has terrible taste in men.

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