so apparently these two aren’t broken up after all

By brendon October 15, 2012 @ 1:58 PM


A little of Katy Perry goes a long way, so maybe that’s why no one can figure out if she and John Mayer are dating. They’ll go out a few times, then reportedly end it, then start right back up. This has been going on since July. They’re supposed to be broken up again now, and yet here they are in New York last night having dinner.

It’s almost like Mayer is just breaking up with her to avoid the week she’s on her period. If so that would make him a real jerk for thinking of that before I did.

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(6) Comments

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    mosconiac 10/15/2012 16:24

    That look on his face…”Damn…why do I keep forgetting that she’s a dead lay? Why do I keep wasting my time on her? oooohhh look at those boobies.”

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    God Hath Spoken 10/15/2012 16:43

    Hopefully he’ll convince her that high waisted whatever look like shit.

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    rmufb71 10/15/2012 16:56

    She is aware that people can see her fucking trucker boots right?

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    handler 10/15/2012 18:14

    Has she done playboy yet? that would be great

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    aquanetta jones 10/15/2012 18:47

    If these two lived in Pakistan they would get stoned to death for annoying the fuck out of me

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    joeflambe 10/16/2012 13:21

    John Mayer is important for what reason?

    Singing shitty songs while chain-smoking?

    TRIVIA: Name 1 John Mayer song, you have 5 seconds…

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