A little of Katy Perry goes a long way, so maybe that’s why no one can figure out if she and John Mayer are dating. They’ll go out a few times, then reportedly end it, then start right back up. This has been going on since July. They’re supposed to be broken up again now, and yet here they are in New York last night having dinner.
It’s almost like Mayer is just breaking up with her to avoid the week she’s on her period. If so that would make him a real jerk for thinking of that before I did.
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That look on his face…”Damn…why do I keep forgetting that she’s a dead lay? Why do I keep wasting my time on her? oooohhh look at those boobies.”
Hopefully he’ll convince her that high waisted whatever look like shit.
She is aware that people can see her fucking trucker boots right?
Has she done playboy yet? that would be great
If these two lived in Pakistan they would get stoned to death for annoying the fuck out of me
John Mayer is important for what reason?
Singing shitty songs while chain-smoking?
TRIVIA: Name 1 John Mayer song, you have 5 seconds…