There was nothing in the rules of the Taylor Swift on Campus contest that said you had to be a student of the school that you voted for, but after taking a commanding lead, the Horace Mann School for the Deaf was disqualified anyway, even though their principal said the students would love it and he’d be happy to win.
Instead Harvey Mudd College has been declared the winner, while the Horace Mann School will receive $50,000 in cash and another $10,000 in musical instruments. Which just seems cruel. What are they gonna spend it on, bass drums? An entire band of nothing but bass drums? Awesome. People a mile in every direction will think Godzilla is chasing them. I’m sure that won’t cause any panic attacks. Way to go Taylor.
What?
In a totally unrelated story about Taylor Swift hating deaf kids,
today she announced her newest single..
” We Are Never Ever Getting Our Hearing Back Together
I hear that she is a real “See You Next Cunt-day”
I’m sure the feeling is mutual. And, if you think about it, deaf kids are lucky in the sense that they can’t hear her sing. I’d never want to be deaf and I feel sorry for deaf kids but this one time, they the advantage.