the ‘Evil Dead’ remake has a red band trailer

By brendon October 24, 2012 @ 4:27 PM

The re-make of ‘The Evil Dead’ (now just called ‘Evil Dead’ to reflect how much shorter our attention span is now compared to 1981) is produced by original director Sam Raimi and original star Bruce Campbell, and retains some of the same camera angles and the scene where a girl is raped by a presumptuous tree limb, but it’s all very polished and fancy looking now, making it feel common and predictable.

For example; it’s co-written by Diablo Cody, so of course there’s a cartoonishly perfect hipster guy and you can bet dollars to donuts there’ll be lots of cutesy dialogue like that.

Also, one of the producers is Japanese, and at the 0:32 second mark we see a girl with wet hair in front of her face. The Japanese are terrified of kids with wet hair. At least half of their horror movies are about kids with wet hair. Their version of Superman is just a guy with a towel.

(5) Comments

  1. avatar
    Tipped 10/24/2012 17:22

    The tongue splitting scene made my spine curl up into my asshole.

  2. avatar
    aGirl 10/24/2012 17:26

    I love a good horror movie!

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    LoK 10/24/2012 18:09

    Bruce has to have a cameo

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    datsunmech 10/25/2012 20:27

    Ah, the ancient dramedy of sassy-single-girl-meets-tree

  5. avatar
    tedujam 10/26/2012 01:11

    Please please let Jane Levy get tree raped!

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