this is supposed to be Cameron Diaz

By brendon October 03, 2012 @ 1:57 PM


Esquire UK says, “Everyone’s got a soft spot for Cameron Diaz.” I certainly know I do. It’s my dick. Because despite what their November cover and pictures from Terry Richardson (master of having a girl stand in front of a blank wall) try to trick you into believing, sheactuallylookslikethis. Like something that appears in a mirror after saying a spell 3 times.

(7) Comments

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    Sono 10/03/2012 14:46

    If you’re going to mention Terry Richardson, the least you could do is link to that gif of Kate Upton jiggling around vs those boring Rihanna pictures.

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    Raymond K. Hessel 10/03/2012 15:43

    Whoever that chick is in image 2 of 9 can GET IT!!!! The rest….meh.

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    LoK 10/03/2012 15:55

    No where near where she was in The Mask, doesn’t matter how much photoshop they use

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    sirlongfarts 10/03/2012 16:13

    Pathetic and desperate pictures. Set flash to “on” and shove the camera up her hole for god sake. This is cheap, jump the shark material. I’m embarrassed for her. Sad.

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    Pugiron 10/03/2012 16:26

    He prefers chubby saggy girls like Lucy Pinder to ones with tone and nice asses.

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    aquanetta jones 10/03/2012 17:35

    A-rod banged her because she has a body type he likes….his own

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    Stoned Raider 10/04/2012 08:46

    Whatever. I’d let her touch it.

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