Uma Thruman is doing a porn movie

By brendon October 11, 2012 @ 5:01 PM

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In what sounds like it would have been a much much better idea about 10 years ago, Uma Thurman has joined the cast of Lars von Trier’s ‘Nymphomaniac’, currently shooting in and around Cologne, Germany, and described as an “epic pornographic drama”. As in, the actors actually have real sex. With each other. And it’s filmed.

The Hollywood Reporter says…

Nymphomaniac stars Charlotte Gainsbourg as Jo, a self- diagnosed nymphomaniac. One night, an old bachelor, played by Stellan Skarsgard, finds her in an alley, badly beaten. He takes her home to nurse her back to health, while she recounts to him her life of erotic adventure.
Shia LaBeouf, Jamie Bell, Stacy Martin, Connie Nielsen and Christian Slater are also among the cast.

Von Trier is one of the very best directors in the world, but I’m out on this already. For one, I would fight you to the grave if you ever tried to show me Shia LaBeoufs penis. Secondly, if I wanted to see a girl regret her degrading sex life I could do that at home, for free.

(image source of uma in new york nine days ago = inf)

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(7) Comments

  1. TheMoose 10/11/2012 17:08

    nope nope nope

  2. God Hath Spoken 10/11/2012 17:21

    For the love of me don’t let THAT post stay on the top until tomorrow

  3. aquanetta jones 10/11/2012 17:43

    Too bad this movie doesn’t have Cameron Diaz and Madonna in it as well.

  4. Pugiron 10/11/2012 19:13

    No. I had the Uma Thurman Playboy 10 years ago and she was fugly then. Now she would look like a pile of cottage cheese with two pancakes on one side.

  5. Tylerdurden389 10/11/2012 22:28

    She already showed us her tits 20 years ago in a movie with Robert Deniro. Can’t remember the name of it.

  6. Thissiteiswack 10/12/2012 11:08

    Do Shia LeBeuf and Christian Slater have sex with each other?

  7. aGirl 10/12/2012 13:52

    Thruman or Thurman? I like this typo. And I would not want to see LeBeuf naked. Couldn’t they get someone that doesn’t look like they are 16 years old??

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