Uma Thruman is doing a porn movie

In what sounds like it would have been a much much better idea about 10 years ago, Uma Thurman has joined the cast of Lars von Trier's ‘Nymphomaniac', currently shooting in and around Cologne, Germany, and described as an "epic pornographic drama". As in, the actors actually have real sex. With each other. And it's filmed.

The Hollywood Reporter says...

Nymphomaniac stars Charlotte Gainsbourg as Jo, a self- diagnosed nymphomaniac. One night, an old bachelor, played by Stellan Skarsgard, finds her in an alley, badly beaten. He takes her home to nurse her back to health, while she recounts to him her life of erotic adventure. Shia LaBeouf, Jamie Bell, Stacy Martin, Connie Nielsen and Christian Slater are also among the cast.

Von Trier is one of the very best directors in the world, but I'm out on this already. For one, I would fight you to the grave if you ever tried to show me Shia LaBeoufs penis. Secondly, if I wanted to see a girl regret her degrading sex life I could do that at home, for free.

(image source of uma in new york nine days ago = inf)

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