It may look like Cristina Aguilera performed one of her new songs last night in LA at the American Music Awards, but all you could hear was her stomach rumbling and a series of oinking sounds. I have no idea if that was intentional or not.
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Ha. I read that as “intestinal,” not “intentional.
Someone with all that money and spotlight living must just want to be fat.
She leaves alot of potholes everywhere she walks.
‘She looked like Cindi Lauper’s bloated corpse.”
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Am I the only one who sees that goddess in blue beside that monster Aguilera? My God, what a contrast!! The camera should have just zoomed in on the angel in blue, bypassing that beast Xtina entirely.
OK. She’s a whale. But to be fair, she does have enormous jugs.
She is a beautiful woman; irregardless of whether she was Christina Aquilera or not, I would be proud to be seen with her. People who think celebs should be built like broomsticks or fitness models are not living in the real world.
Xtina! sexy…Sexy…SEXY!! Oh what I’d give for a LAP DANCE from this lady!!