The last two times Taylor Swift released an album, she was nominated for the CMA Entertainer of the Year, and she won both times, but she did not win this year for her latest album ‘Red’. In fact she didn’t win anything at all, and the only thing she was awarded was scorn.
The Daily News says…
…hosts Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley took the opportunity to poke fun at Swift’s notorious love life in their opening monologue.
“The greatest trade of the year had to be the Kennedy family. They somehow traded Arnold Schwarzenegger for Taylor Swift,” Paisley deadpanned.
At that point, Underwood pretended to interrupt by whispering in his ear, presumably about the young couple’s recent split.
“What? Why don’t I ever hear about these things? I’m the last one to know,” Paisley bemoaned.
“Are they ever gonna get back together?” Paisley asked.
“Never, never, never,” Underwood replied. “Never ever.”
After that there was a mix of polite laughter and terrified screaming as people realized they still had 4 more hours of this to go and killed themselves.