everyone hates Taylor Swift now

By brendon November 02, 2012 @ 8:34 AM

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The last two times Taylor Swift released an album, she was nominated for the CMA Entertainer of the Year, and she won both times, but she did not win this year for her latest album ‘Red’. In fact she didn’t win anything at all, and the only thing she was awarded was scorn.

The Daily News says…

…hosts Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley took the opportunity to poke fun at Swift’s notorious love life in their opening monologue.
“The greatest trade of the year had to be the Kennedy family. They somehow traded Arnold Schwarzenegger for Taylor Swift,” Paisley deadpanned.
At that point, Underwood pretended to interrupt by whispering in his ear, presumably about the young couple’s recent split.
“What? Why don’t I ever hear about these things? I’m the last one to know,” Paisley bemoaned.
“Are they ever gonna get back together?” Paisley asked.
“Never, never, never,” Underwood replied. “Never ever.”

After that there was a mix of polite laughter and terrified screaming as people realized they still had 4 more hours of this to go and killed themselves.

wwtdd

(8) Comments

  1. aquanetta jones 11/02/2012 17:57

    She should eat a bag of dicks…and then write a song about how the all rejected her by staying limp.

  2. Thissiteiswack 11/02/2012 21:58

    She’s not attractive, but a few years ago I at least would have seen her tits on this site.

  3. sean04 11/03/2012 00:04

    “now”??

  4. tulmkr 11/03/2012 06:49

    guess we’re stuck with this shit until at least tuesday.

  5. hherpes 11/03/2012 23:13

    Wow Irwin F Fletcher who shit in your cereal? But yeah this site sucks — I’ll still be coming back tho.

  6. Stew1972 11/04/2012 03:25

    I wish I could remember the name of the guy that controls this blog… anyway, as you can tell most of the people that read this don’t give two shits about Taylor Swift. So, stick to the hot girls and what they’re doing on the beach.

  7. vandywisky 11/04/2012 15:14

    Good luck to Taylor Swift and her goal of fucking every man in the United States who has money and then writing whiny, shitty songs about it.

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