Kim Kardashian is husky Catwoman, Kanye is Alpine Batman

By brendon November 01, 2012 @ 1:27 PM

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In the comics and movies, Catwoman is basically a gymnast who knows how to kick and punch people and she sneaks around stealing stuff in the sexiest way possible.

At Kim Kardashians Halloween party in Miami last night, Catwoman was a 200 pound lump whose only superpower is her ability to turn a penis red and flaky. Your mask is useless against that, Germaphobic Batman.

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(7) Comments

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    Pugiron 11/01/2012 13:37

    Cow-Woman and Batshit-Crazy

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    McB 11/01/2012 14:42

    I bet Kanye sings old timey jazz tunes to Kim when he’s fucking her in the ass.

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    thisistooreal 11/01/2012 15:58

    That leather is so pissed off right now.

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    Thus Blogged Anderson 11/01/2012 16:12

    Hey, Kim:

    Anne Hathaway called, says her costume’s all stretched out and who is the “friend” you were borrowing it for? Says call her back ASAP.

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    meanz71 11/01/2012 19:09

    Be more original, Kanye. You aren’t the 1st black Batman to go out without Robin.

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    lat1008 11/01/2012 21:35

    Ever since she hooked up with Kanye West, Kim Kardashian look twice as old and her ass is twice as fat. I guess that’s what happens when you date human trash.

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    Kanye is an ass 11/02/2012 08:49

    Kanye is an ass…

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