Some people were impressed when Kim Kardashian agreed to go with Sgt. Martin Gardner as his date to the 10th annual Marine Corps Ball in North Carolina last night, but those people are idiots because (unlike when Mila Kunis went) it was a completely selfish act for publicity. Kim only went to have pictures taken. According to the photo agency, these pictures were taken at 7:01, and she was gone by 9:04.
Even Justin Timberlake managed to do this right and he's a complete douche. Not only that but Kim didn't even tell the guy she was leaving, she just went to the bathroom and crawled out the window. If I were that guy Kanye would be getting some stubby Armenian fingers in the mail right now.