Kim Kardashian took pictures at the Marine Corps Ball, then left

By brendon November 16, 2012 @ 6:36 PM


Some people were impressed when Kim Kardashian agreed to go with Sgt. Martin Gardner as his date to the 10th annual Marine Corps Ball in North Carolina last night, but those people are idiots because (unlike when Mila Kunis went) it was a completely selfish act for publicity. Kim only went to have pictures taken. According to the photo agency, these pictures were taken at 7:01, and she was gone by 9:04.

Even Justin Timberlake managed to do this right and he’s a complete douche. Not only that but Kim didn’t even tell the guy she was leaving, she just went to the bathroom and crawled out the window. If I were that guy Kanye would be getting some stubby Armenian fingers in the mail right now.

(9) Comments

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    Tisseel 11/16/2012 20:44

    hahahaha… like her ass could fit out a window…

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    Analtearing 11/16/2012 22:31

    Holy shit two posts in one day! Did they fire assballs and find a super efficient robot to replace him!?!

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    vandelay 11/16/2012 23:37

    Only one by my count. Bringing this week’s total to six. Dude’s a workhorse.

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    thevadge 11/17/2012 01:40

    In her defense, she didn’t attempt to bring peace to the Middle East
    News From Inside the Box

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    evcttrell908 11/17/2012 03:25

    10th annual Marine Corps ball in NC?check your facts dude.

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    Conal 11/17/2012 06:33

    Her proto-gunt can be seen even through her girdle.

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    bizzle 11/18/2012 11:28

    She had to leave before her industrial strength military grade carbon fiber and steel girdle gave way and exploded, killing several of our beloved servicemen. So she’s really sort of a patriot for that. Saving lives.

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    Ass Mint 11/19/2012 14:02

    She’s a vomit

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    SomeoneluvsU 11/19/2012 14:48

    I’m not surprised she went.
    She has always enjoyed Balls.

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