Despite dozens and dozens of rumors to the contrary, Kirstie Alley swears that fellow Scientologist John Travolta is not gay, and if anyone could see through all the smoke and mirrors and discover the truth about something, it's a Scientologist.
"Believe me, it took everything I had inside, outside, whatever, to not run off and marry John and be with John for the rest of my life," Alley tells Barbara Walters on "Good Morning America" in an interview that aired earlier today. "I know John. With all my heart and soul, he's not gay," she says.
Yes of course he's not. He only jacked off a masseuse because his thetan levels were too high. Nothing a little time with the Wall of Fire can't fix. I don't know why people even bother taking medicines when Scientology can fix you for good, naturally.