Perhaps worrying that was still too employable, Miley Cyrus shaved down the sides of her already short haircut, making her all but unrecognizable from just three months ago. Which wasn't so great to begin with. If she's trying to re-set the bar, and make it as low as possible so when she goes back to normal she'll look like some perfect object of beauty by comparison, like Megan Fox and Kate Upton somehow had a daughter, than she's way smarter than I gave her credit for.
There's zero chance of that, by the way.
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