Nicole Kidman is spooky

By brendon November 27, 2012 @ 6:43 PM


The Four Seasons hotel in Beverly Hills should probably let their guests know Nicole Kidman is staying there. I’m not brave, and she’s zombie white, so if I saw her walking the halls at night I would seriously freak the fuck out. “What do you want from me spirit, why have you not moved on!”

(image source = fame/flynet)

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    SomeoneluvsU 11/28/2012 09:56

    I would seriously freak the fuck out

    Don’t worry,
    Zombies crave brains…
    You’re safe.

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    Tylerwoulddefinitelynotapprove 11/28/2012 16:34


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    felch 11/29/2012 19:28

    I mean fuck sre you sure shes still spooky? That was days ago, she could be bronze and fucking sassy at this point. In case the point of this was missed, UPDATE THE PAGE!

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    drunkhardon 11/29/2012 20:47

    So I guess this site is dead now? Can you at least redirect to a site that’s current?

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    famous 11/29/2012 20:57

    sure – the redirect is

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    vandelay 11/30/2012 00:45

    It’s a shame. This really used to be a great site.

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    Habitual Line Stepper 11/30/2012 15:11

    Finally, everyone’s gone.

    Now, I will make my move and RUUUUULE THE WOOOOORLD!

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    Habitual Line Stepper 11/30/2012 15:14

    I jerked off to Nichole Kidman in the movie To Die For.

    I thought you should know.

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    aquanetta jones 11/30/2012 15:57

    Tyler Durden is dead…Long live Tyler Durden

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