‘Argo’ is the best movie of 2012

By brendon December 27, 2012 @ 12:43 PM


Rotten Tomatoes has released the list of the best reviewed movies of 2012, and ‘Argo’ was number 1. Actually ‘Argo’ was number 26, but the 25 movies in front of it are all documentaries and foreign movies, and that bullshit doesn’t count. Critics just say they liked those to trick you into thinking they’re smart.

I haven’t seen any of the documentaries on the list because they’re probably depressing. Also, if I wanted to learn something, I wouldn’t be at a fucking movie theater. I’ve never even heard of most of these foreign movies, and since Europe has a statue of a naked man like every 15 feet, I’m in no real hurry to research them.

(5) Comments

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    toomuchmarisa 12/27/2012 13:26

    I just saw ‘The Loved Ones’ yesterday. It was really disturbing… and awesome!

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    Tylerwoulddefinitelynotapprove 12/27/2012 15:10

    Finding Nemo and Monsters Inc. are documentaries? Idiot

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    The Mildly Tanned Knight 12/27/2012 21:04

    Finding Nemo and Monsters Inc weren’t 2012 releases. Dipshit.

    It’s hard to believe, but Afleck is a REALLY good director. Argo was fantastic! I would definitely say it was the best movie of 2012.

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    FredR 12/28/2012 02:10

    Lol Argo sucked.

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    mattyj2001 12/28/2012 07:30

    Jiro Dreams of Sushi was very good. Even if you’re not a foodie, it’s a great profile of someone who is singularly the best in the world at what he does.

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