Ashley Judd might run for Senate

By brendon December 04, 2012 @ 7:06 PM


Ashley Judd has been famous for like 15 years, and never once have I heard anyone say, “you know what would be great? If she were a Senator.” That’s because it’s a dumb idea.

The Hollywood movie star and eighth-generation Kentuckian is seriously exploring a 2014 run for the Senate to take on the powerful Republican leader, four people familiar with the matter tell Politico. In recent weeks, Judd has spoken with Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-N.Y.) about the possibility of a run, has discussed a potential bid with a Democratic pollster and has begun to conduct opposition research on herself to see where she’s most vulnerable in the Bluegrass State.

If I were her opponent I would play up the fact that Ashley looks like a fat Chinese baby these days. That won’t go over well in Kentucky. If this pampered Hong Kong millionaire prince thinks he can come over and take our jobs, we’ll he’s got anther thing comin!

(8) Comments

  1. avatar
    davfull 12/04/2012 21:28

    No longer a movie star, she’s not made anything relevant in 10 years or longer.

  2. avatar
    Rockwell 12/04/2012 22:43

    The Judd genes are starting to show . Starting to look like her brother Wynonna .

  3. avatar
    Admiral 12/04/2012 23:19

    An SNL comedian became a Senator. Heck, a Kenyan-born Communist is now our President, so the government has been lacking in standards for quite a while now.

    Honey BooBoo will probably become a senator sometime, too – just you wait. We’re fucked already so heck, why not?

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    The Mildly Tanned Knight 12/04/2012 23:56

    This would be the same Hollywood retard who ran around decrying Alaska being allowed to hunt wolves (which were killing everything in their path) from helicopters?

    Hey Ashley, shut up and show us your tits (again). Trust me, it’s all anyone wants from you.

  5. avatar
    LoK 12/05/2012 11:47

    loopy liberal cunt

  6. avatar
    LoK 12/05/2012 12:01

    forgot to add delusional

  7. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 12/05/2012 12:15

    You can Google lots of nude or semi nude pics of her….
    If she wins, it will leave the door open for other Senators/Representatives to do the same.
    Do you want sex tapes of Diane Feinstein or Nancy Pelosi???
    The madness must stop….
    Defeat Judd in 2014!

  8. avatar
    Fang Wu 12/05/2012 16:59

    It’s Kentucky. If she can get John Calipari and Raylan Givens to endorse her she’ll win unanimously.

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