Many people were confronted by their worst fear on Friday when the news broke about the 20 children who were shot and killed at an elementary school in Newton, Connecticut. Specifically, “how will this effect Justin Biebers appearance on the Ellen DeGeneres show?”
It kinda makes you wish all of his fans went to the same school.
On a side note, people ask why it’s always white people who do this and why it never happens in black schools, and that’s because black people hold two guns sideways when they shoot, like in the movies, and they scream “come get some motherfucka” the whole time. Compton would have a 100 percent murder rate if those guys would spend an hour a week at a gun range.