This seems unlikely even for her, but the New York Post says you can hire Lindsay Lohan to appear at your next wedding, birthday, corporate event, or any other event that you want to have clumsily robbed.
Page Six received an email pitch from 123Talent with the subject line “Book One of Hollywood’s Biggest Movie Stars Lindsay Lohan Now!” offering us the opportunity to request the presence of Lohan herself at whatever event or venue.
In bright pink lettering, the email reminds us that “Not only is Lindsay an Actress but she is also a Fashion Designer, Model and Recording Artist.”
So this sounds like bullshit because, for one, I’ve never heard of 123Talent, and two, Lindsay will attend anything with an open bar anyway, regardless of wether or not you hire her, or invite her, or have security throw her out.











she’ll do your bukakke party if you throw in the vodka
Cool! I have a homeless gang-bang party I would love for her to attend!
Oh…I feel bad for that one…Really; they aren’t homeless.
I bet James Deen was like 95% of the way to turning this bitch out.
Actors are all pretty much whores, though – you have to admit. Attending events in exchange for cash is pretty standard in Hollywood.
Coke,booze,etc…..This bitch’ll be all in.
And for a moment every 13 year old Jewish boy and girl thought they’d be doing lines with their collective hero in Uncle Moishe’s garden shed.
1800 LINDSAY EVERY NICKEL HELPS
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/12/lindsay-lohan-insists-she-does-not-do-bar-mitzvahs/
She’s decided to try a Kickstarter page first.
How can you not have heard of 123Talent??? They’re the FIRST listing under “Talent Agencies”! The Yellow Pages(tm) doesn’t give those prime #1 spots out to just any asshole.
FUCKING OD ALREADY