a strip club will pay off Lindsays debt

By brendon December 14, 2012 @ 5:38 PM


Scrores strip club in New York is offering to pay the $16,000 Lindsay Lohan owes on her storage locker, which will be put up for auction if she can’t pay, and the rent on her house in Beverly Hills for the next few months, in exchange for hosting an online chat on their website.

And they don’t even want her to strip, which is understandable at this point.

Hopefully she says yes because it’ll show how desperate she is. By this time next year, for $5,000, she’ll wear a horse mask and let you shoot her with a paintball gun.

(4) Comments

  1. avatar
    LoK 12/14/2012 17:45

    what a useless sack of skin

  2. avatar
    TheBullHerdNot 12/16/2012 22:27

    How long before the porn offer.

  3. avatar
    LoK 12/17/2012 12:07

    hasn’t that already happened?

  4. avatar
    scallywag 12/17/2012 14:00

    Kids can you imagine now turning up to your your niece’s bat mitzvah and finding Lindsay Lohan casually hobnobbing amongst guests (for a giant fee no doubt, define giant fee- free blow courtesy of the valet, free drink until the bar closes?), small talking the usual bullshit, glibly shaking your hand, biting her lip as your phony ass told her how much you love her and her getting agitated and shit faced and looking for an empty bottle to crack your obnoxious ass with? Yes that would be my Lindsay and definitely every penny worth paying to have as a major draw side show after we all said our wedding vows and moved on to after party favors and shit.



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