Lindsay could go to jail for 8 months tommorrow

By brendon December 11, 2012 @ 6:52 PM


Lindsay Lohan will be back in court tomorrow for lying to the police after her car crash in June, which violated her probation, and faces up to 245 days in jail. Which she won’t get. Because she never does. The End.

(5) Comments

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    Blaine 12/11/2012 18:58

    Isn’t she getting close to that 14th strike law in Cali?

  2. avatar
    Mando 12/11/2012 19:15

    We already know she like to eat bush. So, bye and enjoy.

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    LoK 12/11/2012 19:50

    Hopefully she’ll get shivved

  4. avatar
    Burbank 12/11/2012 20:59

    At least she wouldn’t have to worry about her rent.
    Three hots and a cot and a giant bull dyke cellie…. what more could she ask for?

  5. avatar
    Kanye is an ass 12/12/2012 09:18

    She will be out in 30 minutes for “time served”.

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