Lindsay is being framed for trashing a trailer. Again.

By brendon December 19, 2012 @ 2:49 PM

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Just like when someone (not her of course) trashed her trailer on the set of ‘Liz and Dick’, someone trashed Lindsay Lohans trailer on the set of ‘Scary Movie 5′, and then made it look like she did it. It’s appalling, this poor girl has been framed several hundred times now.

But this time, Detective Lindsay is on the case, and she knows what dastardly fiend is behind it

Lindsay Lohan says she’s been framed (and that the trailer) was trashed when she got there, and producers retaliated because they were pissed off she was a no-show for the first day of shooting.
We’re told when she arrived, the trailer was a disaster — the shower and toilet were not working … and she had to do her biz in adjoining trailers.
It was only after the shoot that Lindsay was accused of wreaking plumbing havoc and told she would not get her full paycheck … to cover repair costs.

Yes because that’s what producers do when they’re mad at someone. They destroy their own property. One time a producer called me and said he kidnapped his wife, and I thought he was bluffing but then he told me he was holding up a stick of dynamite. I was so scared I had no choice but to do what he said.

wwtdd

(3) Comments

  1. Dr. Gonzo 12/19/2012 15:27

    Bart: [low voice] Hold it! Next man makes a move, the ethnic gentleman gets it!
    Olson Johnson: Hold it, men. He’s not bluffing.
    Dr. Sam Johnson: Listen to him, men. He’s just crazy enough to do it!
    Bart: [low voice] Drop it! Or I swear I’ll blow this african american’s head all over this town!
    Bart: [high-pitched voice] Oh, lo’dy, lo’d, he’s desp’it! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy!
    [Townspeople drop their guns. Bart jams the gun into his neck and drags himself through the crowd towards the station]
    Harriet Johnson: Isn’t anybody going to help that poor man?
    Dr. Sam Johnson: Hush, Harriet! That’s a sure way to get him killed!
    Bart: [high-pitched voice] Oooh! He’p me, he’p me! Somebody he’p me! He’p me! He’p me! He’p me!
    Bart: [low voice] Shut up!

  2. Gtpme 12/19/2012 15:45

    Is Jack Handy sitting in?

  3. Canadian 12/19/2012 17:14

    I don’t understand why anyone continues to hire her. Are they all fucking stupid?

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