Madonna yelled at her fans for smoking

By brendon December 20, 2012 @ 6:49 PM

During a soundcheck yesterday in Santiago, Chile, in an outdoor arena, and I cannot stress that part enough, Madonna threw a little hissy fit because somewhere was smoking, and her robotic, droning singing voice has to be protected from such toxins.

“Someone’s smoking right now. No smoking. If you’re gonna smoke cigarettes, I’m not doing a show. You don’t care about me, I don’t care about you. I’m not kidding. I can’t sing if you smoke. Entiendes? If you love me then don’t smoke. No smoking! You’re looking right at me while you’re smoking cigarettes. Like I’m a fucking idiot.”

Yes, good for you Madonna. If it wasn’t for Adam Lanzas shenanigans, whoever it was that was smoking would win my Jerk of the Week award.

(6) Comments

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    Tylerwoulddefinitelynotapprove 12/20/2012 19:46

    Thank god all those little kids died to give Cuntden a crutch for his funny

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    God Hath Spoken 12/20/2012 20:09

    ^^ Pot calling the kettle black.

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    Hank Moody 12/21/2012 09:55

    What a fucking cunt. Someone needs to Dimebag this bitch. Yeah I made it a verb, what?!

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    SomeoneluvsU 12/21/2012 11:22

    Madonna yelled at her fans for smoking

    I call shenanigans…..

    There is no way Madonna has fans….

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    travist 12/21/2012 15:06

    well at least she got one thing right: “…i’m a fucking idiot”

  6. avatar
    Thissiteiswack 12/28/2012 14:58

    Why hasn’t she died from AIDS yet?

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