Taylor Swifts boyfriend slept over

By brendon December 19, 2012 @ 4:15 PM


Taylor Swifts wormy looking poser boyfriend Harry Styles slept over at her house last night, but then took off when her mom showed up. Too bad he isn’t dating Lindsay. This would have pretty much been the plot of a porn movie.

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(5) Comments

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    Mechakisc 12/19/2012 17:28

    Are you sure it ISN’T the plot to a porno? What do we really know about Taylor Swift’s mom?

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    Tylerwoulddefinitelynotapprove 12/19/2012 18:14

    Don’t you have dead little kids to make fun of you fucking cunt?

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    vandywisky 12/19/2012 21:49

    Taylor Swift will never be physically attractive. Too tall, too skinny, too pale, too boring, too flat, and too bony. There, I said it. A fat Jessica Simpson is way more attractive. Megan Fox covered in dirt is more attractive.

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    hherpes 12/20/2012 02:56

    Oh come on you’d still give it to her if you could wandyvisky

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    Robert Paulson 12/20/2012 10:27

    Can you really call it a “sleep over” when you’re 23 years old and you’ve taken more linear miles of pop star cock than there are highways in Tennessee.

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