And it’s every bit as bad as the first one, with no hint of anything to justify it’s 215 million dollar budget. It’s not even clear if Johnny Depp can still shape shift into a werewolf, or if his only powers now are digging incredibly symmetrical graves, getting sticks up steep mountains, and making the Cleveland Indians mascot look dignified.
But at least it ends with a big CGI train wreck, because it’s always exciting when the heros in a movie are saved by pure random chance. It’s a lot like this .gif from ‘Fools Gold’, starring Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson. Now that’s a good movie! It’s funny but it’s also exciting and sexy with a good message. Ben was hunting for treasure the whole time, but it turns out the real treasure was his love for Tess.