Bieber got high, banged a nurse, lost Selena Gomez

By brendon January 23, 2013 @ 1:46 PM


In case it wasn’t clear before, Justin Bieber is a little faggot. Not in the sense that he has sex with other men (presumably), I don’t think anyone uses “faggot” in reference to gay guys anymore, but because he’s just such a little faggot. Case in point: Star magazine says Selena Gomez ended their two year relationship after he got high and had sex with a nursing student.

On December 21, (Bieber) and rapper Lil Twist and nursing student Milyn “Mimi” Jenson around 6 p.m at the Beverly Hills Four Seasons.
“They all went to buy weed at a smoke shop on Olympic Blvd. in Hollywood,” the insider said, “then they got food at McDonald’s and went back to the hotel.”
At the hotel, the group smoked marijuana and drank a chemical concoction known as “sizzurp” throughout the night. From there, they went to the Baby singer’s $6.6 million Calabasas mansion, where Justin opened up about his fondness for tattoos and Xanax, as well as his plans to build a hookah room in the house.
After that, Justin held Mimi’s hand, and showed her the breathtaking view from his backyard. The insider said that Mimi said Justin was really kind, romantic — and stoned — after he’d been “smoking pot all night.”

Maybe I’m just old fashioned, but I believe that if you have a girlfriend, you don’t cheat, you stay loyal to her unless you have a chance to bang someone hotter, which is really really unlikely considering the girlfriend was Selena Gomez. Seems like Justin Bieber has a lot to learn about being a gentleman.

(image source = promo pics for spring breakers)

(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    Admiral 01/23/2013 15:25

    Selena Gomez is hot? She’s kinda cute, maybe, but she has close to zero sex appeal. But then, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a video of her actually moving – in photos she seems pretty boring, though.

  2. avatar
    scallywag 01/23/2013 20:14

    But the best part is our hero keeping all his clothes on. Mimi for her part has offered no comment. Can anyone guess why?

    Poor Chi Chi….

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