dating Alessia Marcuzzi would be awesome

By brendon January 24, 2013 @ 5:41 PM


Italian model Alessia Marcuzzi was on the beach in Miami today, and dating an Italian model seems like a good idea because, if she didn’t speak English, it would take a lot of the pressure off. My girlfriend is American and speaks perfect English yet has somehow never heard of a single reference I’ve ever made. If you saw us have a typical conversation you’d swear one of us just landed here on earth.

(3) Comments

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    SomeoneluvsU 01/25/2013 10:37

    Kinda looks like a younger version of Leonard Hofstadter’s mom…

    On a side note…. nipples and butt in one post??
    What the hell is going on here?

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    LoK 01/25/2013 11:27

    wham, bam, thank you ma’am

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    AlronDelzeen 01/26/2013 13:18

    Her period.

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