The BCS Championship game on Monday was the coming out party for Alabama quarterback AJ McCarron and his new girlfriend, Miss Alabama Katherine Webb, both in the sense that it was their first major public appearance together, and because she looks like a man. HOW BRAVE OF THEM! Because with her hard masculine features and bolted on B cups, Katherine isn't fooling anyone except vision impaired ESPN announcer Brett Musburger, who carried on and on and on about her during the game.
"I think the media has been really unfair to [Musburger]. I think if he had said something along the line if we were hot or sexy, I think that would be a little bit different," Webb told Matt Lauer. "The fact that he said we were beautiful and gorgeous, I don't think any woman wouldn't be flattered by that. I appreciate it, but at the same time I don't think I needed an apology."
Quite the little lady, she is. She even managed to go the whole 5 minutes without spitting, scratching her crotch, or saying "there sure are a lot of niggers in New York", all of which are new records for a female Crimson Tide fan.