Kim Kardashian is working out to not gain weight while pregnant.

By brendon January 17, 2013 @ 3:10 PM

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Kim Kardashian has been eating for two lately, which is a statement that could have been made at any point during the past 5 years. But now she’s actually pregnant, and eating even more than usual, then working out really hard so she doesn’t gain weight because she clearly has no idea how pregnancy works. Hollywood Life says…

“She is just craving so many sweets now, like pies and ice cream. She is working out a lot because she doesn’t want to turn into a pregnant blimp!”

You can really tell that the source for this is another Kardashian because they’re the only ones dumb enough to name something really light (a blimp) as an example of something really heavy. “She’s getting big as a mouse, I tell ya!”

wwtdd

(7) Comments

  1. Hugh G. Rection 01/17/2013 15:19

    Has vegas set an over/under on her weight when this bitch finally whelps? I feel like it would be somewhere around 205.

  2. Pugiron 01/17/2013 15:49

    Do cattle get baby bumps? And Hug, you know she weighs 205 when she gets lost in her closet and can’t find her way out for 2 weeks.

  3. SomeoneluvsU 01/17/2013 16:02

    “..like pies and ice cream.”

    I believe the story should have read,

    likes cream pies

  4. Admiral 01/17/2013 18:25

    What? Blimps are fucking heavy as shit – they can weigh tons. It’s the gas inside them that’s light.

  5. LoK 01/17/2013 18:31

    goddammit I said stop with this shit boy! Imma gonna go get that wooden spoon and beat you with it

  6. Hugh G Rection 01/18/2013 00:45

    For once, just once, would someone slam their foot down on the fuckin’ accelerator when a Kardashian, any Kardashian, walks in front of a Cadillac Escalade!

  7. Bonnie 01/18/2013 16:19

    ugh…

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