The truly astonishing thing about Lindsay Lohan is that she keeps getting dumber as the years go by. No matter what bad decision she made last time, she’ll fuck up in an even more amazing way next time. Case in point: she fired her attorney, Shawn Holley, today.
This is the woman who kept Lindsay out of jail on dozens of occasions, even when it defied all legal precedent, common sense, and human decency. Half the time the judge would find Lindsay guilty, and then the whole room would just sit there and stare while Lindsay got up and walked away as if that shit never even happened. Holly was like some villain you’d see on Dr. Who, except real, and an attorney.