Lindsay fired her attorney

By brendon January 14, 2013 @ 6:33 PM


The truly astonishing thing about Lindsay Lohan is that she keeps getting dumber as the years go by. No matter what bad decision she made last time, she’ll fuck up in an even more amazing way next time. Case in point: she fired her attorney, Shawn Holley, today.

This is the woman who kept Lindsay out of jail on dozens of occasions, even when it defied all legal precedent, common sense, and human decency. Half the time the judge would find Lindsay guilty, and then the whole room would just sit there and stare while Lindsay got up and walked away as if that shit never even happened. Holly was like some villain you’d see on Dr. Who, except real, and an attorney.

(6) Comments

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    SomeoneluvsU 01/14/2013 23:59

    Kevorkian her ass..

    (or who ever is taking his place now…)

  2. avatar
    Shiss 01/15/2013 00:06

    I’m not sure stupid counts as insane. But it’s worth a shot in California.

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    SomeoneluvsU 01/15/2013 08:15

    Shawn Holly was seen running down the court house steps shouting

    Free at last! Free at last!

    Thank Meth Almighty!

    I am free at last!

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    travist 01/15/2013 16:04

    this is a great thing, no maybe she will be thrown away to rot finally!

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    AlronDelzeen 01/15/2013 21:28

    This young lady is a stupid.

  6. avatar
    FNC 05/08/2013 18:18

    Lindsay Lohan likes problems or something and we like her naked boobs, right?

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