Lindsay is just as awful and arrogant as you imagined

By brendon January 11, 2013 @ 7:30 PM

We’re finally done with the server migration stuff, meaning that, after a very long time, the site will actually be back at full speed on Monday. I know the site has kinda sucked lately, a lot of that is my fault and I apologize. Things are about to get better. But for today let’s at least look at the New York Times article about Lindsay Lohan, because they had a reporter on set every day during filming of ‘the Canyons’.

Now, you might assume she’d be an unbearable pain in the ass to work with, and if you take the image in your head right now and multiply it by 1000, you’d be right.

She was routinely late for hours at a time and then unprepared when she arrived, would lock herself in closets and refuse to do scenes, left the set drunk and drove away, would literally jump out of cars to ditch her chaperones and belittle her director and co-stars. And all that was AFTER she laid crying in a hotel hallway, begging for another chance because the director fired her almost immediately.

And she basically admits to all of it (except for the drinking), but then how could she not. That’s the thing about movie sets. They have cameras, and microphones. And they’re pointed at people like Lindsay. So when she she starts telling the other actors to “do your fucking job”, it’s all recorded.

The most insane part in this clip is when Lindsay insinuates that co-star James Deen can’t focus on the scene because he’s too excited about hugging her. James Deen. The porn star. Who has had terrifically deviant sex with thousands of women, 95 percent of whom are hotter than Lindsay.

Thinking Deen would be excited by hugging Lindsay is like thinking a race car driver would be excited if you gave him an old child’s bike that you pulled out of a lake. It’s peeling and dirty and probably diseased, it smells bad and something sticky is dripping out of the bottom. And the bike from the lake wouldn’t be in very good shape either.

wwtdd

(9) Comments

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    AlronDelzeen 01/11/2013 19:56

    Don’t hold your breath on Lindsay’s success.

  2. avatar
    Raymond K. Hessel 01/12/2013 10:11

    Yes, this site’s been on the down slope for a while. And I’m one red cunt hair from switching my WWTDD shortcut to gorillamask. But that last paragraph was pretty funny…

    Will now copy and paste it to my facebook page so as to attract the ladies with my sensible humor.

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    Admiral 01/12/2013 10:21

    I was going to say that Lohan would probably be fine if she weren’t a substance abuser. But she has shitty parents, too. Although shitty parents can account for a lot – they no longer count for anything once you have money.

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    wraithgod@hotmail.com 01/12/2013 12:51

    Finally. There HAS been a distinct lack of quotable quotes quoted.

    If anyone knows how to get chemistry going for a scene, it’s that motherfucker. James Deen probably turned Lindsay down and she’s being an extra biatch to him.

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    hherpes 01/14/2013 09:10

    OD ALREADY!!

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    dj queef 01/14/2013 10:36

    Full on porn will come first and then he OD..

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    Tylerwoulddefinitelynotapprove 01/14/2013 13:19

    Don’t fucking buy it. It’s Brencunts bi-monthly “Sorry the site has sucked lately guys, it’s my fault and it will get better” post. Seen it a dozen times before, we’ll see it dozens more after

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    Canadian 01/14/2013 13:45

    I still don’t understand why anyone would hire this twat.

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    RangerLG 01/14/2013 14:09

    Canadian, I would guess it is probably because she probably still gives a mean blow job.

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