Lindsay is still a professional escort

By brendon January 16, 2013 @ 3:39 PM


If you’re wondering how Lindsay Lohan is paying for her month long trip to London, or really how she has any money at all at this point, the answer is that she’s a professional escort now, although the word “professional” implies she would do things like show up on time, and that’s almost certainly not the case.

Desperate for money, troubled actress Lindsay Lohan is still living the high life by working as a professional escort, her father Michael Lohan and other insiders exclusively revealed to Star magazine.
“She is getting paid to date rich men,” Michael said. “Dina (Lindsay’s mother) is pimping her out – it’s disgusting!”
And it’s not just (her dad saying this).
“The dates last for days, and the guys pay for everything – hotel, travel costs, food, whatever – as well as jewelry and other gifts,” someone close to the actress revealed.

And that doesn’t even count the stuff she steals while he’s not looking.

(6) Comments

  1. avatar
    LoK 01/16/2013 17:04

    Are guys really that rich and desperate that they have to pay Lindsay Lohan to spend time with? At least Vegas hookers are good looking while being used up penis sleeves and they aren’t megalomaniacs either.

  2. avatar
    Admiral 01/16/2013 17:28

    Whoa – you can find prettier, smarter, and cheaper women at an off-university bar.

  3. avatar
    AlronDelzeen 01/16/2013 20:50

    Her giggles still stop traffic!

  4. avatar
    Shiss 01/17/2013 00:22

    Not even with somebody else’s dick…

  5. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 01/17/2013 15:07

    She looks like she’s about 38 years old.

  6. avatar
    Conal 01/17/2013 20:43

    …and the guys pay for everything – hotel, travel costs, food, whatever. “Whatever” meaning Valtrex.

    That should be their advertising slogan, not some bitch in flowing white clothes riding a horse on a beach talking about how the herp doesn’t slow her down.

    Doctor: The results came back…you have herpes.
    Lohan: Whatever.
    Doctor: That’s right, here’s a prescription for Valtrex.

    Valtrex. Whatever.

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