Lindsay Lohan is an actual prostitute now

By brendon January 03, 2013 @ 2:25 PM


In hindsight, to be fair, just because a manager arranges to send a girl on dates with strange men doesn’t mean the girl is a prostitute. They’re sometimes called “escorts” or “sex workers”.

Now we know why Lindsay Lohan broke her promise to stay in for a quiet New Year’s Eve and instead went partying in London.
She collected at least $100,000 to celebrate with Brunei’s Haji Abdul Azim. Known worldwide as Prince Azim, he throws some of the wildest, most lavish bashes ever, topped off with gift bags stuffed with expensive party favors like iPads and jewelry dripping with diamonds.
Lohan, who claimed to be planning a dinner at home on Monday night, had the party on her schedule for a while, says an insider.

Of course that doesn’t mean she lied. Maybe she just had a cold. When your congested, “flying to London for a lavish party” can sound like “spending a quiet night at home.” It’s a very reasonable misunderstanding.

(source = daily news. image source = bauer griffin)

(5) Comments

  1. avatar
    LoK 01/03/2013 14:52

    she looks like a retarded cabbage patch doll

  2. avatar
    Dr. Gonzo 01/03/2013 17:45

    I’m waiting for the price to drop.

  3. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 01/03/2013 19:53

    Did she clog the palace toilets?

  4. avatar
    NautiusMaximus08 01/04/2013 22:13

    Me too Dr. Gonzo….

    I’m good for three fitty.

  5. avatar
    janice221 01/05/2013 17:47

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