Matt Damon kidnapped Jimmy Kimmell, hosted his show

By brendon January 25, 2013 @ 4:50 PM







So here’s the opening segment of last nights Jimmy Kimmell show, when Matt Damon tied Kimmell to a chair and then hosted the show. But, as you no doubt guessed, the whole thing was fake and a scam for publicity, just like AIDS.

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    Admiral 01/25/2013 19:57

    AIDS is a scam: at first I was outraged, OUTRAGED, I tell you. Then I thought back to how I said the LIVESTRONG bracelet thing was bullshit and everyone got all upset at me. Who’s laughing now, you fools? I’ll tell you who: Satan. Cancer still exists and your false idol was a dirty sinner.

    So, yeah, at this point I’m willing to bet AIDS was crafted by a gay biological engineer in order to bring vast political awareness to homosexuals and Africans.

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