Chris Brown is already cheating on Rihanna because Chris Bown is a dickhead

By brendon January 03, 2013 @ 5:05 PM

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It was surprising when Rihanna got back together with Chris Brown, and even more surprising when they were at a Lakers game on Christmas day as if he didn’t nearly beat her unconscious that one time (which he, in fact, did), but less surprising that he’s reportedly been cheating on her with a blonde, blue-eyed executive assistant named Sommer Gargan.

Of course it’s not as if Rihanna shouldn’t have seen this coming. If you’re a girl, and your boyfriend spends the night punching you in the face, that’s natures way of telling you he may not be of the highest character.

wwtdd

(8) Comments

  1. chrisbown 01/03/2013 18:01

    Chris Bown is schweet

  2. Anthony From California 01/03/2013 19:26

    Chris Brown is a piece of shit…who knew.

  3. SomeoneluvsU 01/03/2013 19:59

    They deserve an eternity together…
    I think the kids these days are calling it Hell….

  4. janice221 01/05/2013 17:48

    uptil I saw the receipt which had said $6075, I have faith that my father in law had been actually bringing home money in their spare time at there computar.. there uncle haz done this 4 less than twenty three months and resantly paid the depts on there villa and bourt a gorgeous Land Rover Range Rover. we looked here: qy(dot)fi/S1

  5. asdfasdf 01/05/2013 18:04

    Women are cheating all over the place, nowadays! (Leann Rimes, Kristen Stewart, Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton, Rita Ora/Kardashian, Petraeus women)

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  6. Mando 01/05/2013 20:45

    Who cares?

  7. Exador 01/07/2013 10:32

    Good to see the poor, downtrodden black community still has the money to buy their shitty music and go to their shitty concerts. I’d prefer to never hear about either one of them ever again.

  8. mercury 01/07/2013 11:01

    So, are they like, the new Ike & Tina?
    (only less talented)

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