I used to like Australia because of their very long list of physically perfect women, but lately, after seeing Hugh Jackman and Chris Hemsworth, I’m starting to think that their guys are the same way. Which totally fucks up my ‘John Carter’ type fantasy where my ordinariness in America is seen as magical and amazing down there and then later on I become king. But it was all a lie! They knew about Wolverine and Thor the whole time! You can go fuck yourself Australia!
(image source of hemsworth and his wife elsa pataky yesterday in costa rica =inf)