Taylor Swift is single once again

By brendon January 07, 2013 @ 8:06 PM


If for some reason you absolutely have to date Taylor Swift, the smart thing to do is to get in and get out as fast as possible, before she has time to think of words that rhyme with your name. So that’s what One Direction singer Harry Styles, who is 18, has now done after dating Taylor, who is 23, for less than two months.

It was a good move on his part. There are only two types of girls who hang around with boys that are 5 years younger than them. Lunatics and babysitters.

(3) Comments

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    Dank 01/08/2013 10:49

    She must be hiding something.. like a penis.

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    Admiral 01/08/2013 11:48

    She can hide my penis any time. I’d leave her shortly after, though.

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    Chris_EsT 01/08/2013 23:20

    Is she from Whoville?

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