Adrianne Palicki Was the Best 25-Year Old High School Student Ever

By Ellis Red February 26, 2013 @ 3:12 PM

Adrianne Palicki was the best thing about Friday Night Lights. Well, second best to Minka Kelly when Minka Kelly wasn’t talking in her baby girl voice, which I know works for some of you, but was five to six school grades too young for even the most ardent barely legal fan.

Adrianne is back from somewhere and doing something since Wonder Woman never panned out and she’s on the cover of FHM France. Which is like FHM, but in France. So, like being voted the best burger in Los Angeles, on the westside, near all the vegan restaurants, where people covered in green environmental ribbons ironically throw blood at you for eating meat. It’s like that. But that doesn’t mean Adrianne still isn’t one mighty fine looking woman.

Photo credit: FHM France

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(9) Comments

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    Doo Doo Fresh 02/26/2013 15:19

    Reading this story is like listening to my 7 year old try and tell me about something that happened at school.

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    PunkA 02/26/2013 15:27

    She has man face. Not for Buckiewheat

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    tomatojoe 02/26/2013 15:30

    I’m not from L.A. Can you link L.A. to Colorado with more analogies please?

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    MacDaddy 02/26/2013 15:47

    Hot Girl

    Stupid writer

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    sofakingawesome 02/26/2013 15:51

    Brendens twitter

    https://twitter.com/bearsaremean

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    LoK 02/26/2013 16:02

    i wanna lance that mole between her eyebrows

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    NeverBrook 02/26/2013 16:43

    I have been reading this site for years and never commented. I signed up just to say that while Brenden may have been lazy sometimes at least he didn’t just suck like these new writers. This “article” What is it about? Some ugly girl that was in a show I didn’t watch? French FHM? The writers confused feelings on underage girls? What??

    Pile of crap.

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    RangerLG 02/26/2013 17:10

    What’s with the grainy pixelated banner pic? Did you forget to check the resolution from Google images?

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    Burbank 02/27/2013 00:41

    “So, like being voted the best burger in Los Angeles, on the westside, near all the vegan restaurants, where people covered in green environmental ribbons ironically throw blood at you for eating meat.”

    Um, what the fuck does that mean? Is this a test? Or puzzle? Like an anagram or something?

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