Emmy Rossum has to wait in airport lines too

By brendon February 07, 2013 @ 7:02 PM


I can’t even imagine how surprising it would be to turn around in line at LAX security and see Emmy Rossum standing there, right next to me, barefoot. Because she knows full well the judge told her 100 yards. It’s over Emmy. Deal with it.

(image source=pacific coast)

(6) Comments

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    NewJones 02/07/2013 21:08

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